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Home » Jewelry » Goop’s gift guide for Valentine’s day offers golden booty and boobie necklace

Goop’s gift guide for Valentine’s day offers golden booty and boobie necklace

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The golden booty in all its glory.
Image: Goop

First Gwyneth Paltrow told us to put rocks in our vaginas, and now shes suggesting we wear a butt or some boobs around our neck.

Yes, literally just a gold-plated necklace of a bare bottom or bust. The pieces are called “Le derrire dore” and “Rubies boobies dor,” respectively, and are both designed by Anissa Kermiche. The booty, which Goop describes as “the definition of cheeky,” sells for a mere $370 dollars really a small price to pay jewelry that basically moons people all day. The chest will run you a steeper $507, probably because it includes two ruby nips.

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These conversation-starting pieces are included in the sites Valentines Day gift guide, where you can also find a $39 bottle of Fur Oil (for your pubic hair, natch), a $70 couples body paint kit (which includes organic, non-toxic gold and black paint) and a $195 energy clearing kit (“Clear out the old kinks, bring in the new”).

As of this writing, there are only a few of these necklaces left in stock. So if you want in on this hot new trend, youd better scooch on over and snap em up.

BONUS: Out of special V-Day ideas? Try taking your date to this sewage treatment plant.

Read more: http://mashable.com/2017/01/27/goop-butt-boobs-necklace-valentines-day/

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